Post by Tex on Nov 22, 2008 23:39:23 GMT
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only
in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke.
Only
in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters.
Only
in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only
in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only
in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER ...
Why
the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only
in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke.
Only
in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters.
Only
in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only
in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only
in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER ...
Why
the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
